chime out

OMG. i think the cap’n has won me back over to tumblr.

captaintbag:

in this interview

in which Phil does appear fairly sober

he states

a man in boulder

who formerly worked with armstrong

was approached by agents

from an agency Phil “can’t” name

and offered a sum uv money

which would sustain said person fer a lifetime

if said person would state that lance used drugs

but

said fuggin person said to said agency

go fugg yerself

1. the sum uv money suggested

precludes USADA

or

anyone at USADA

from being able to produce the sum offered

which means

a. Phil is accussing Federal agents

or

b. USADA is now bank rolled by an incredibly wealthy entity

now

shortly after Phil states that he believes

USADA witnesses where bought

with money

or sum kinduva deal

he drops further hints

that USADA the “nefarious drugs agency”

is driven by an as yet

unknown

agenda

which when yuh consider lance

whose pissed off n insulted

scores

uv individuals

could be the fugg anybody

but

fer the life uv captain

he can’t see

lemond franky Betsy n Emma

scrape tuhgether

even with lemond still sellin lemonds outta his garage

uv anything more than

enough tuh by Travis

a coupla nice pens

n

a fuggin tie clip

on the other hand

lance

the great social activist that he is

is taken exactly one stand

in is entire fuggin career

the cigarette thingy in Cali

which means

only one fuggin possible entity meets the criteria

uv

1. disgustifugginly rich

2. hates lance

3. absolutely unafraid uv goin after America’s golden boy cancer jeeziss

so yuh might fuggin conclude

that Phil

is actually broke the story

that

the tobacco lobby is bought off

USADA

10+ witnesses

a biopassport expert

n

judge sparks

n successfully taken down

after 13 years uv others failure

Lance Armstrong

which if yuh understand

big money corporate America

n

politics

is

entirely plausible

howfugginever

captain ain’t so fuggin lazy as to fall into

uh trap uv logical reasonin

stead captain is

forensically analyzed Phil’s

psyco-analytical thought profile

from earlier in this piece

consider

Phil makes the statement

that

a. he can’t understand why people can’t just accept

the fact that lance one clean

paired with

b. Armstrong has to be the rightful winner

because he one the tour

during a period so rife with doping

that it would be impossible to figure out

who to award the jersey fuggin to

yes it hurts captains head to

be hear captain the fugg out

when Phil makes statement

a. he knows USADA can’t have any real evidence

accept a bunch uv bought off witnesses

you’ve gotta pair it with

b. lance is gotta be clean cus the FDA

a much more powerful agency

had to drop dope charges

fer lack uv evidence

because nobody would take their money

n testify against Lance

do there yuh fuggin go

Phil’s statement

unencrypted and made sense uv courtesy uv captain:

Federal agents tried to by testimony that Lance doped

and failed

therefore

any testimony that

USADA

obtained

had to be bought

and

therefore lance is

clean

yeehaw!

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